Wow someone's donkey was sentence to jail.
I didnt know they had donkey jail in egypt O.o
true story, click here and here to read.
"Ass" is a young donkey btw.

PS: Young sheep are called lamb
so lamb chops means meat obtained from young sheep?
Whats wrong with eating old sheep??

PPS: 987Fm Pwnz ur sox

Another thing,
a few days ago there was some report on the newpaper
some company or organisation interviewed ITE students
about their awareness about sex
the results are astonishing man i tell you

Top 3 ways to prevent pregnancies:
1) Exercise after sex.
(Maybe the tadpoles tire out
and cant make it to the finishing point)
2) Washing.
(Yea u shud try pouring bleach too,
that may kill all the tadpoles,
along with ur tissue cells also)
3) Urinating
(Urinating helps to flush out toxins,
so maybe it can flush out the lil tadpoles!
Next time when u get HIV after all these effective methods,
urine more to flush the disease out!)

Disclaimer:
In no way am i discriminating against ITE students
just that this survey was done only on them
and its plain facts and statistics
recently published on The Newpaper
not sure which specific date
not so free to go find
its within the last week though lol.

On another note, the above methods
DO NOT WORK
if you still have not realised yet...