The JC Lightbulb Joke
Seeing as the internet is now more accessible to a 'wider' audience,
I would like to make known that this is for entertainment value only
do not come to me to complain for ur jc or threaten to sue me ty.
Black = Joke
Normal = Me


Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb,
one to manufacture and test it out,
one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
[Maybe one more to screw it?]

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to
cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll rather use all their money
to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place
and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb.
(So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
[Hmm?]

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm? *raises eye-brows*)
[Lol sure. i like it that way too :D]

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their
macho male physics teacher cry.
[Whats the link to lightbulbs? o.o]

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something
about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for
not wearing the proper school attire.
[And i thought its quite slack coughcough less strict on attire?]
[What would i know, im still in WonderTots Nursery o.o]

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.

Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.

Saw this from a blog
quite touching

孩子 快
Hurry, Child

抓紧妈妈的手
Grab Mommy’s hand tight

去天堂的路 太黑了
The road to heaven, is too dark

妈妈怕你 碰了头
Mommy's afraid that you might bump your head

快 抓紧妈妈的手 让妈妈陪你走
Hurry, grab Mommy's hand tight
Let Mommy walk with you

妈妈 我怕
Mommy, I’m scared

天堂的路 太黑
The road to heaven is so dark

我看不见你的手
I can’t see your hand

自从倒塌的墙
Ever since the crumbling walls

把阳光夺走
Took away the sunlight

我再也看不见 你柔情的眸
I can no longer see, your loving eyes

孩子 你走吧
My child, you go ahead

前面的路 再也没有忧愁
The road ahead no longer filled with worries

没有读不完的课本 再也没有爸爸的拳头
It has no endless studies or Daddy’s fist.

你要记住
But please remember

我和爸爸的模样 来生还要一起走
Daddy and Mommy’s faces
For in our next life, we need to be together again

妈妈 别担忧
Mommy, don't worry

天堂的路有些挤
The road to heaven is a little crowded

有很多同学和朋友
There are many friends and classmates

我们说 不哭
We all say, let's not cry

哪一个人的妈妈都是我们的妈妈
Anyone’s Mommy is our Mommy now

哪一个孩子都是妈妈的孩子
And any child is Mommy’s child

没有我的日子
In the days ahead without me

你把爱给活着的孩子吧
Please shower your love to those children who survived

妈妈 你别哭
Mommy, please don't cry

泪光照亮不了 我们的路
For your tears cannot light up
our path to heaven

让我们自己 慢慢的走
Allow us walk slowly by ourselves

妈妈 我会记住你和爸爸的模样
Mommy, I will remember Daddy's face and your face

记住我们的约定 来生还要一起走
And remember our promise:
In our next life, we’ll be together again

Happy Birthday Geraldine!
18 already! Here comes the sex and the booze.
Must try to restrain urself ok
Too much Hotel 81 not good ah.
LOLLL

btw if you have time to burn
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=yllianos
definitely a good way to burn it with

Tag Replies:
Joshua: Done :]

Went to town on sat
with zijian leonard and boon
Spent more money again
Money no enough manxzxz
Maybe i shud be a bontanist and research how to grow a money tree
Then i'll be rich muahaha
And i want new earphones!

On fri was gp paper, i think it was still ok
ate mac breakfast after that
been long since i ate there
since im always asleep or in school during the 4-11am timing
had 08S17 outing after that at bukit timah
played pool for 6hrs++
going crazy soon lol.
had dinner at al azhar opp btsc after that
i ordered chicken murtabak with cheese at $8
the normal one was $5
and i said, they better not con my money
and have a big difference for that 3 bucks
when my food came, my face became like -o-
super bloody big can lol
too bad i forgot to take a picture
managed to finish it after pushing like 1/3 of it to other people

Not really in the mood these few days
so ppl please dont take it to heart if i talk back at you
or appear inpatient or pissed

Found guilty of stuffing food into face.
Identity of offender concealed as he/she is under 18 years of age.

Gloria jean's mint sth sth with the weapons of mass sweet-struction beside

Chocolate sauce...

And more unhealthy sweet stuff....

This is what happens when u take too much sugar.
(Straws start to come out from your eyes)

This is what i call dumb.
Nice lambo,
but whats with the colour?
Its like birdshirt smeared all over the car
and the driver was like smoking
imagine all the ashes dropping on the leather seats
No offence though
I love lambos too!
Dam nice okay, lol.

Tag Replies:
iix: Hello
WF: Not going anymore, decided not to lol.
MP: Thanks! you sleep earlier too!
Elaine: Ok lor both old tgt. Its fine with me lol.
Christine: I rather not be credible and get sued
coughcough LOL. and since i got no time,
and the lyrics fit how i feel, i dont see any reason not to :)

I dont know how long i can keep this up

Notice me
Take my hand
Why are we
Strangers when
Our love is strong
Why carry on without me?

Everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, it's haunting me
I guess I need you baby

I make believe
That you are here
It's the only way
I see clear
What have I done
You seem to move on easy

And everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, you're haunting me
I guess I need you baby

I may have made it rain
Please forgive me
My weakness caused you pain
And this song is my sorry

At night I pray
That soon your face
Will fade away

And everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, you're haunting me
I guess I need you baby

Everytime
Britney Spears

I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don’t bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out
I’m not afraid to cry every once in a while
Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I’m ok
But that’s not what gets me

What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do

It’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
But I’m doing It
It’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m alone
Still Harder
Getting up, getting dressed, living with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken

What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do

What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do

Not seeing that loving you
That’s what I was trying to do

What Hurts The Most
Rascal Flatts

I just can't believe your gone
Still waiting for morning to come
When I see if the sun will rise
In the way that your by my side

Where we had so much in store
Tell me what is it all reaching for
When were through building memories
I'll hold yesterday in my heart, in my heart

They can take tomorrow and the plans we made
They can take the music that we'll never play
All the broken dreams, take everything
Just take it away, but they can never have yesterday

They can take the future that we'll never know
They can take the places that we said we will go
All the broken dreams, take everything
Just take it away, but they can never have yesterday

You always choose to stay
I should be thankful for everyday
Heaven knows what the future holds
Or least where the story goes
But I never believed until now

I know I'll see you again, I'm sure
No, it's not selfish to ask for more
One more night, one more day
One more smile on your face
But they can't take yesterday,

They can take tomorrow and the plans we made
They can take the music that we'll never play
All the broken dreams, take everything
Just take it away, but they can never have yesterday

They can take the future that we'll never know
They can take the places that we said we will go
All the broken dreams, take everything
Just take it away, but they can never have yesterday

I thought our days would last forever
But it wasn't our destiny
Cause in my mind we had so much time
But I was so wrong

No, I can, believe me
I can still find the strengh in the moments we made
I'm lookin' back on yesterday

They can take tomorrow and the plans we made
They can take the music that we'll never play
All the broken dreams, take everything
Just take it away, but they can never have yesterday

They can take the future that we'll never know
They can take the places that we said we will go
All the broken dreams, take everything
Just take it away, but they can never have yesterday

All the broken dreams, take everything
They can never have yesterday

Yesterday
Leona Lewis

Closed off from love
I didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough
And it was all in vain
Time starts to pass
Before you know it you're frozen

But something happened
For the very first time with you
My heart melted into the ground
Found something true
And everyone's looking round
Thinking I'm going crazy

But I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open

Trying hard not to hear
But they talk so loud
Their piercing sounds fill my ears
Try to fill me with doubt
Yet I know that the goal
Is to keep me from falling

But nothing's greater
Than the rush that comes with your embrace
And in this world of loneliness
I see your face
Yet everyone around me
Thinks that I'm going crazy, maybe, maybe

But I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open

And it's draining all of me
Oh they find it hard to believe
I'll be wearing these scars
For everyone to see

I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love

Bleeding Love
Leona Lewis

Some funny clips from MadTV

Sesame Street - Bird Flu


Heroes Parody


North Korean Scientist
Dam funny, reminds me of some people i know LOLL
Im a scientisttt, ur scientisttt. Scienceee, togetherrrr.
Sometimes i do... :(


Still sick since thu
Slight flu and now cough
Weather super erratic
not in the mood nowadays
i got my new phone yesterday though
LG viewty
Happy vesak day!
( for the remaining 10 mins or so)

Apparently Msn has launched a program
for every user that puts the rainbow emoticon aka (R)
they will donate 0.20 RMB to the earthquake victims in china
If you want microsoft to close down
you know what to do now :)

Link Here



Lyrics:
chacaroon chacaroon
vfdnhuivhufdivdfhuihfduihvfd
chacaroon
eruipqvniernuiveio
bvgoenivelbts
x100

Ah sick today and ytd.
Got the flu from adeline
thanks ar lol.
its not her fault anyway
blame me for having a lousy immune system hah.
Now it has turned into headache and fever also :(
PJC's College day and Past Vs Present day tml
dont think im going, pvp is so early in the morning
and college day is a waste of time
apparently someone says my 'entries are lame'
I dont see any way/how its lame ok!
Btw entries dont have legs so they cant walk too
Long weekend due to vesak public holiday on mon
wooooo
Needa go to some leadership trng camp frm 2 to 4 june
hopefully my group is decent (chiobus and no retards)
group splitting will be done during a briefing on 30 may
fingers crossed then :D

Tag Replies:
Dilys: Wah.. i wonder who O.o
Elaine: That means ur age = Old minus 3 years
Which isnt very young! lol.

We were as one babe
for a moment in time
and it seemed everlasting
that you would always be mine
now you want to be free
so I’m letting you fly
cause i know in my heart babe
our love will never die, no

You’ll always be a part of me
i’m a part of you indefinitely
girl don’t you know you can’t escape me
ooh darling cause you’ll always be my baby
and we’ll linger on
time can’t erase a feeling this strong
no way you’re never gonna shake me
ooh darling cause you’ll always be my baby

I ain’t gonna cry no
and i won’t beg you to stay
if you’re determined to leave girl
i will not stand in your way
but inevitably you’ll be back again
cause ya know in your heart babe
our love will never end no

You’ll always be a part of me
i’m part of you indefinitely
girl don’t you know you can’t escape me
ooh darling cause you’ll always be my baby
and we’ll linger on
time can’t erase a feeling this strong
no way you’re never gonna shake me
ooh darling cause you’ll always be my baby

I know that you’ll be back girl
when your days and your nights get a little bit colder ooh
i know that,you’ll be right back,
oh, baby believe me it’s only a matter of time

You’ll always be a part of me
i’m part of you indefinitely
girl don’t you know you can’t escape me
ooh darling cause you’ll always be my baby
and we’ll linger on
time cant erase a feeling this strong
no way you’re never gonna shake me
ooh darling cause you’ll always be my…my baby

You’ll always be a part of me (you will always be)
i’m part of you indefinitely
girl don’t you know you can’t escape me
ooh darling cause you’ll always be my baby
and we’ll linger on (we will linger on)
time cant erase a feeling this strong
no way you’re never gonna shake me
ooh darling cause you’ll always be my baby

Oh always be my baby

Always Be My Baby
David Cook

Yoooooooooooo
Happy mother's day!
Its been 3 weeks since i last posted properly.
now im back at 130 in the morning just to blog
see how dedicated i am tyty lol

Just watched finish soccer
liverpool won 2-0!
but no point since 4th position already secured.
chelsea drew as some guy equalised in injury time
haha suckaxzxzxz
no diff though since man u won their match

Brief recap of the week;

Tuesday:
Saw some people filming a guy
eating in the canteen
dont know what show and for what
later in the day
they came in during geo lecture
and then they told the teacher they needa film
and asked tt the lecture continue as per normal
but how normal can it be with 2 ppl mouthing words and
a few crew filming them
i was sitting on the right most front
and they at first were filming on the left
then suddenly they came to the right
and the guy sat in front of me
then cont filming
imagonna be a superstarxzxz man.
-act shy-
LOL.

Wednesday:
Christine's and Cherlyn's Birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY C&C :]
The class celebrated during the non existent gp teacher's lesson
by wrapping songyang in ribbons and tape
a sight to behold and hard to erase ur mind
im quite sure you wouldnt want to see it
so no pics here :)
CST trng later in the day
at the end of the trng
the presidents and vp was announced
and i was one of the 2 vps
hurrr.
hopefully cst doesnt go bust because of me lol.
after trng stayed back to play snooker
nt bad quite fun
even though abit harder to shoot cos the table is bigger
but the balls are smaller too.

Saturday:
Went to some recreational center or sth.
With a stadium and swimming complex
like the JE complex at lakeside
but this one was at the new jurong extension
also home to gombak fc.
dont know why they are no longer at gombak stadium
maybe too old o.o
on the 2nd floor theres a sakura outlet
but i went there for the japanese restraunt on the 4th floor.
its called ri ben chun
or literally translated as japanese village
the food inside is quite food
theres the normal conveyor belt sushi
and also other hot cooked food drinks and desert
there would be cups with ice cream stick like sticks inside
when u want a certain food or drink etc
u would go to the table/counter and take a stick
bring it back and put it into a cup on ur table
and they would take ur other
this resulted in the orders taking quite some time to come
but the food is quite nice
but on the other hand the price isnt very nice
the total bill came to about 20++ per person
which is more exp than most normal buffets
lucky im not picking up the tab
poor me not able to afford this kind of stuff :)


Video of a man jumping onto the mrt track to commit suicide in sg
Abit disturbing O.O
Not for the faint hearted
Heartless people feel free to go watch :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=JeSkLg7bxUA


Tag Replies:

Mic: Hello.
WF: Go bang a few walls then :D
Michelle: Hai noobestestestestest! :]
iix: Not as gay as you :)
Wwm: No prob wonderwoman!
Elaine: Like you very young eh, haha.